Absolutely Chill, Aggressively Moisturized – The Capybara Confidence Tee
Stay calm, stay hydrated, and stay iconic. The Absolutely Chill, Aggressively Moisturized t-shirt is for those who move through life like a capybara: unbothered, glowing, and effortlessly cool.
This shirt isn’t just a look — it’s a whole lifestyle. Whether you're soaking up the sun, thriving in self-care mode, or just radiating main character energy, this capybara-inspired design lets the world know you’ve got your priorities straight.
💧 Why it rocks:
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Bold and hilarious slogan that turns heads
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Soft, breathable fabric that keeps you comfy all day
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Perfect for self-love champions and capybara stans alike
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Makes an unforgettable gift for your most chill (or chaotic) friend
Own your vibe. Embrace the calm. And never forget: you're Absolutely Chill — and Aggressively Moisturized. 🦫💦
EU representative: Alexey Mityushenkov, capytown101@gmail.com, Largo Marco Zanuso 4, Milano, MI, 20149, IT
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
